Some useful passive aggresive condescending phrases

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  Some useful passive aggresive condescending phrases

  1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
  4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
  6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
  8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
  9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
  12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
  13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
  14. How about never? Is never good for you?
  15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
  16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
  17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
  19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
  20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
  21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
  22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
  23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
  24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
  26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

  
  

Cheap Like Me

Hey girlies, need your input. What are some of your best strategies/tips for being thrifty, saving money, budgeting, etc.? I have to do a little presentation for a RS activity next week. A lady in the RS presidency noticed that everything I print has something unrelated on the back because I reuse paper. I guess that makes me an expert on frugality {aka, a cheapo}
So give me a few ideas to get the ball rolling...
Thanks

the dude abides

K Lacey, here are a couple pics for you. They're not very recent, I'm about a month behind on getting pictures from my camera to my computer. He's 14 pounds now. If we get together I promise not to let him eat Eddie as a light snack.

Haiti

In case you guys didn't see Matt's blog in Haiti check it out.

post that should have gone up 3 weeks ago...

got me a sweet baby boy now. he's 4 weeks today, but since i'm not even attempting to function at capacity it has taken me until now to type 3 sentences. due to technical difficulties, i don't have a picture for y'all now, but should have photos and gory details posted on my angerine blog tomorrow. here's the vital information:

cache wesley williams
born june 25
9 lbs 12 oz
22"

we love him more than double rainbows.

this drummer is at the wrong gig

I really hate shopping, but this might make it less miserable. Think it might really be this easy some day?

On a completely unrelated note, do any of you compost? I think I want to start composting outdoors (not on my counter top) but have very limited space and budget. Anyone?