Hey girls! I came across this and thought you'd enjoy.
Some useful passive aggresive condescending phrases
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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9 comments:
So good! I can't pick my favorite.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
that's my fave.
did you decide on a name yet, heat?
6 weeks to go.
Wellz informed me that this was a really "dorky" post. I don't care. I think it's funny. Anyway,
We do have a name. It's a Scandinavian family name just like the other two. We haven't quite agreed on the spelling. What do you guys think? The name is Oscar/Oskar. Spelled with a K is typical for Sweden and that is also how the name is spelled for which he is named. But, we are Americans.
i say go with the 'k' version. it isn't a funky spelling--just not the american way. he'll/you'll have to correct people often but i don't think it will be a big deal. you'll just have to get in the habit of saying, "oskar, with a 'k'."
will you call him ozzie ever? i love that nickname.
Thx k80. I'm warming up to the k.
What's up with you? Moving, new job?
yes, heather.
read about it on our blog. i just up-dated it.
warning: it's long.
I like Oskar.
ha ha nice. I like #3. I have one to add to the list: once i told someone "I'm not mean, you're just a wuss" At the time I really meant it sincerely but now I realize that maybe I am just a little bit mean. But that person was definitely a wuss.ha ha
I like both Oskar and Oscar. Katie, do you have a name picked out?
"In the future would you not use the metal spatula on the Teflon skillet?" Said a husband to his wife.
Condescending? Yes or No?
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