Dan and I have a Halloween party to go to this weekend. Yeah! I love halloween. I had a really good idea for Dan's costume but there's no way i can get it together in time. So i think he'll just wear last year's since nobody at this party saw him last year. 
I thought i would dress white trash to match him (not that original, i know). but everything that i think of as white trash is not something i would want to wear--really short cutoffs with my g-string showing with a sports bra/bikini top (basically, britney spears).
dan suggested i browse People of Wal-Mart to get some inspiration. I really like this one. the arrest ankle bracelet would be a nice touch. I also have a 3wm shirt (though have yet to review it). Smoking while prego is trashy. Tattoos. How do i do my hair?
ANY OTHER IDEAS?
6 comments:
a banana clip for the hair?
definitely tattoos & smoking while prego is good. Banana clip is good, do your bangs really big, straight up with lots of hairspray. Think Nyla/Lyla. Maybe consider blacking out a tooth or two. wrist sweat bands. If you can cut the sleeves off your treasured wolf shirt so it's a muscle shirt that would be ideal.
what was your idea for dan's costume?
oh i just remembered this TRUE story that happened while I was in West Virginia last summer.
I was in a grocery store and in walks a BIG, greasy couple wearing an outfit. That is, it was ONE outfit being shared by TWO people. She was wearing the t-shirt, underpants and socks. He was wearing the low ride jeans (no underwear), and high-tops. class act.
I tried to get a photo but I couldn't do it without it being totally obvious.
blacked out tooth--are you calling fred white-trash?
dan has the mullet wig. we have to go shopping at the d.i. for construction boots and an american themed shirt.
you should just abandon all social standards in a situation like that. those photo ops don't happen everyday.
Maybe you could grease your hair up and make it all stringy and gross. Like you haven't bothered to shower for a really long time. You are way too slim to wear a bikini or one of the nasty shirts featured on "people of walmart" and be white trash. 3w t-shirt, cutoffs, stringy or big hair and trashy high-heels perhaps.
I'm no help now but I was going to say banana clip or big scrunchie.
I wish you had a picture of that, Ang.
There was a "man" that would shop in Cedar City dressed in drag: pink sweatpants, pink sweatshirt w/little airbrushed kittens, jelly shoes, painted toes, drawn on eyebrows, thick foundation, deep red lipstick, and spiky white hair (he was really old). I saw him numerous times but never dared to take his picture because I was the one at the register.
Katie, did you change the name of your tri store?
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